Victims of Their Own Crimes!
Wild & Weird Stories of Fumbling Felons, Clumsy Crooks, and Ridiculous Robbers
Warning. The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.
100 crazy stories like:
- The woman who invalidated her winning $5000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number
- The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters
- The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable
- The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener.
