Commitment. Every woman wants it. Men can't even spell it.
'If someone had asked me a year ago why I thought it was that men leave women and never come back, I would have said this:
New Cow is short for New-Cow theory, which is short for Old-Cow-New-Cow theory, which, of course, is short for the sad, sorry truth than men leave women and never come back because all they really want is New Cow.'