Jokes that will run and run! Lists, jokes, riddles, stories - here is a crazy collection of rude jokes and bottom humour, for ages seven to adult everywhere!
The Anticipated Fart: This one warns that it is back there waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a crowd and who later farts at a time when they think no one will notice has farted an Anticipated Fart.
The Back Seat Fart: This is a fart that occurs only in cars. It is identified chiefly by pong. The Back Seat Fart can usually be concealed by traffic noise as it is an eased-out fart and not very loud. But its pong is foul and will give it away, as the air moves around in the car. Then someone will say, "Who farted in the back seat?"