Dim Wit: The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said

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Dim Wit: The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said by Rosemarie Jarski


ISBN
9780091924508
Published
Released
15 / 05 / 2009
Binding
Paperback
Pages
576
Dimensions
153 x 202 x 40mm

'I never make predictions. I never have, and I never will' - Tony Blair Einstein said only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes "Dim Wit", a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up "Dim Wit" and prepare to embrace your inner moron it may be the smartest thing you do... 'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd
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'I never make predictions. I never have, and I never will' - Tony Blair Einstein said only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes "Dim Wit", a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up "Dim Wit" and prepare to embrace your inner moron it may be the smartest thing you do... 'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd
ISBN:
9780091924508
Publication Date:
15 / 05 / 2009
Pages:
576
Dimensions:
153 x 202 x 40mm

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