Illustrated by Bob Lea.
Stephen's bra is starting to slip. His pantyhose are sagging. His knickers keep falling down. Oh, the shame of it!
The Gizmo Again
The girl sucks Jack's eye. Her tongue is huge and spongy and dribbly. The tip of it goes up one nostril.
Come Back Gizmo
The dog sniffs Jimmy's legs. Jimmy sniffs the dog's legs. The dog sniffs Jimmy's bottom. Jimmy sniffs . . . aaargh. Horrible, horrible, horrible. It's a dog's life for Jimmy when the gizmo gets really gross.
Sink the Gizmo
Cal and Ricky both stare at the one-eyed seagull.
'You wanted food,' Ricky whispers. 'There it is.'
'A seagull? You'd eat a seagull?'
'I'd eat anything,' says Ricky. 'Anything.'
When Ricky and Cal wag school, they bite off more than they can chew.