That's how I'll get Ashleigh back.
If I can become richer than her new boyfriend, I'll win.
If he buys Ashleigh a milkshake, I'll get her a milkshake maker.
If he buys her a movie ticket, I'll get her the pirated DVD.
It's a foolproof plan.
As long as I can pull it off, it is.
Tony Ross dumped Ashleigh, and now he wants
her back – but to do that he needs a lot of money, fast!
But Tony's plans go from bad to worse as he finds
himself fired form a fast-food joint, golf caddying
for a psycho psychiatrist and, it top it off,
getting the worst haircut in history.
WILL TONY GET RICH QUICK?
AND WILL ASHLEIGH REALLY TAKE HIM BACK?