Right, here's how things are . . .
My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that she's still, well, shagging.
Then there's Stevie Lee Bolton. Every time I see him I'm like a stunned goldfish, standing there with my mouth opening and closing.
So, between my embarrassing family and a certain Stevie Lee, how will I be ready for Teen Factor X? Not even my friends know about my secret obsession with becoming a star . . .
She's funny, frank and surprisingly good knitter, meet Jenny Q in the hilarious new series from Father Ted and Shameless star Pauline McLynn.