Kids will laugh out loud with the must have kids guide to getting away with stuff. You get home from school and before your bag even hits the floor … “Have you got any homework? You’re not playing your X-box until ALL your homework’s done!” OMG, enough already!
Your ball accidentally hits your snotty-nosed little sisters big butt and breaks the TV. Your mum rants at you for the next two hours and finishes with, “And dont blame your little sister - she’s just a baby!” Well thanks for pointing that out Mum, I thought that Miss Pong Pants was a sooky, seventy-five year old dwarf with diarrhoea.
You ask for pocket-money and suddenly you hear those five terrifying little words … “When I was your age ...” Your brain goes into instant melt-down. Yeah, yeah I know. When you were my age - six hundred and ninety-eight years ago when you had a dinosaur for a pet and you had to walk to school for thirty-two kilometres in blinding heat with bare feet over broken glass! Your parents have zillions of these boring lectures to slowly moosh your brain into a cow poop slushie. But its for kids to strike back. My best mate Jared and I are going to settle the score once and for all and its going to be EPIC.
