Okay, okay. So spank my furry little bum. I held a party.
It was my birthday. How was I supposed to know it wouldn't be the only party around town on that dark and dreary Halloween night?
So things ended up in a bit of a mess. (Well, more than a mess, really. A complete disaster.)
But it was not my fault so don't blame me . . .
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