Onboard facilities Pool 1, Caribbean Deck
Met hot crewmember while soaking up the sun! The Santorini Restaurant, Olympia Deck
Heard about last year's mysterious disappearance on board. What could have happened? Movie Theater, Fiesta Deck
Still can't stand horror flicks. Too scary. Paris Boutique, Panama Deck
Then again, so was my near-death fall overboard last night . . . Glamorama Spa, Bermuda Deck
Must relax. No one's trying to kill me—I'm just being paranoid. Club Paradise, Diablo Deck
But what if someone does want me dead?