Hi, I'm Suze and I've got mega problems. I'm fourteen, I've got no love life, my best mate, Beth, is a babe who's always moaning, and I'm obsessed with a soap opera that doesn't exist. Can things get any worse?
But then drop-dead-gorgeous Tony Beckwith joins the school. He's got huge brown eyes, a great lop-sided smile and tight buns. Only problem is, Beth saw him first . . . Looks like Suze's problems are only just beginning!