"I'm not actually a dog, you know. I just play one on your planet." - Frank the pug.
As agent Zed explains, this handbook does not exist. But if it did, it would be very helpful in identifying alien beings living on Earth.
From evil Serleena to the wily Worm Guys, this book features photos, statistics and fun facts about our planet's resident aliens. With a section on spacecrafts and some helpful self-tests (Ten Ways to Know if You're an Alien), this handbook is the perfect primer for future MIB agents.