Bernie Bridges wants April–May June to ask him to the annual school dance, but Jennifer Ecch – the Nightmare Girl – swoops in and asks Bernie instead. Bernie tries to convince Jennifer that he is not worthy of her, but Jennifer loves Bernie – no matter what. Bernie decides to hold a long–distance snot–blowing contest in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life – shouldn't it?
Ages: 7 –12