Meet Oliver Tate, Fifteen years old. Convinced that his father is depressed ('Depression comes in bouts. Like boxing. Dad is in the blue corner') and that his mother is having an affair with her capoeira teacher ('a hippy-looking twonk'), he embarks on a hilariously misguided campaign to bring the family back together. Meanwhile, he is also trying to lose his virginity – before her turns sixteen – to his pyromaniac girlfriend Jordana. Will Oliver succeed in either aim? Lose yourself in SUBMARINE and find out . . .