Problem: Best friends keep giving extremely generous gifts.
Solution: Give better ones in return.
Philip has a lot on his mind. At home, in his unnecessarily large, excessively expensive house in south London, he is attempting to become a Taoist master of love with his wife Alice, but his quest is forever being interrupted by the requests of his twin daughters: Can we have a pony - please? I want to go to boarding school - please?
At work, in his shed/office at the bottom of the garden, between countless games of Minesweep and FreeCell, Philip is trying to pay the mortgage by writing instruction manuals for Korean bread-making machines. And, at parties where he is concerned that he is not taken seriously (he has been variously mistaken as a doctor, waiter and sinologist), Philip tells the world he is a scriptwriter, even though all he has managed to pen is a story he calls 'Wang The Unlucky Scholar'.
But, above all, Philip is worrying about his best friends, Sean and Barry. The problem is simple: they give great presents. Their gifts are exquisite: a full set of Italian crockery, a handmade corkscrew from Venice. They give them indiscriminately: on birthdays, at parties and quite often for no reason whatsoever.
And, most distressingly, these presents break all bounds of generosity: two FA Cup Final tickets beside the royal box, a skiing holiday for Philip's entire family. These are gifts that hurt a man's pride; these are gifts that can never be matched.
- Publication Date:
- 01 / 04 / 2004
- 129 x 198mm