More wacky and outrageous stories from the entertaining Paul Jennings, all with a twist in the tail!
It's unbearable . . . The bird's perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose. I can see my eye in its little mirror.
Unbearably weird . . . You have the foulest feet ever . . . There are flies for lunch . . . A goat swallows your opal . . . And you have lived before.
From the one and only Paul Jennings.