Almost Adulting: All You Need To Know To Get It Together (Sort Of)

In Almost Adulting-perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies-Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner To the other person
Eating enough protein
Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
Going on adventures without starting to smell
How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though
By the end of the book-a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork-you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.