Dads, Toddlers And The Chicken Dance

Dads, Toddlers And The Chicken Dance by Peter Downey


ISBN
9780731805921
Published
Released
10 / 04 / 2006
Binding
Paperback

Sequel to the successful guide for new fathers, 'So You're Going to be a Dad'. Written in characteristic no-nonsense style, with lashings of humour and ginger beer, 'Dads, Toddlers and the Chicken Dance' is a politically incorrect but informative and immensely helpful read for dads who are finding their baby has metamorphosed into a creature known as "toddlerus destructivus".

It's a blunt and funny book, which provides loads of practical advice about all sorts of hazards, including: babysitting; nutrition; cars; common sicknesses; money; lawnmowers; Arnold Schwarzenegger; television; bedtime; mess; toddler-proofing the home; speech development; smacking; Ptolemy; tantrums; toilet-training; birthday parties; parental sanity; sperm testing; brussel sprouts; contraception; choosing a preschool; bathtime; scrotum-shaving; the chicken dance; having a vascectomy; and as you'd except, lots of stuff about sex!

But wait, there's more! Complete with glossary loaded with vital information (along with a lot of nonsense that will do nothing but improve your ability to play trivia games), plus a collection of witty, side-splitting cartoons and a free set of steak knives, 'Dads, Toddlers and the Chicken Dance' is without a shadow of a doubt, the best-ever parenting book ever to be written by anybody. Ever. No, really. We mean it.
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