Glop: Non-Toxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous And Feel Pretentious

What's glop

glop is a superior wellness adventure (and the goop parody we all deserve)

Here at glop, we're not just a guide to the most absurd in luxury staples-we're your trusted, resource-rich (and don't you forget it) frenemy!

Let glop guide you on how to make, go, get, do, be, and see the life of a truly pretentious person. Since launching in the early 2000s from the guest bathroom of an Oscar Award™-winning friend's TriBeCa loft, the success of glop has grown beyond our most lucid dreams. Led by the incomparable G, we are here to strongly, critically suggest how you should be living your best life.

Who can forget our infamous elite advice for conscious uncoupling, bee sting therapy, vaginal steaming, and auditory hallucinations We certainly didn't! Now it's time to bring all that glop has to offer to a far-reaching audience. This organic* publication offers inner beauty tips for spiritual peace and shinier hair, exclusive recipes that will leave you hungry for more (food), travel guides to the trendiest undisclosed locations, entertaining DIYs that will put your rivals to shame, relationship advice for people who are too busy to compromise, fitness tips for never lifting a finger, and so much more-all expertly curated in the ultimate glop collection where people who have never owned their own island can finally discover them.

glop is your mental mentor, your biased bestie, and your cruelest Pilates instructor all in one.

*Not certifiably organic, simply obnoxious.