Hands down, the funniest book of the decade! From the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre comes this, his latest magnificent masterpiece - I CAN COUNT TO TEN, the first non-children's book for adults. Roman Dirge's unique brand of humor spawned the subgenre for cute girl gothic horror/humor. If you loved Roman Dirge's unique, anarchic and counter-culture cult classic LENORE: THE CUTE LITTLE DEAD GIRL, then get ready for his greatest book yet!