Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one in a draught, please".
In his hilarious new book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: Leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: Wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure", otherwise known as uncompromising "revenge".
- Great chat-up lines for the older lover: "Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"
- Beauty Tips for dates: How to look twenty years younger - stand further away.
- Things not to say on a first date: "Would you like to see my shrine to the others?"
- At last, the truth about what women really want.
If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way . . .
- Publication Date:
- 22 / 12 / 2003
- 129 x 198mm