The Sensible Single Man's Guide To Women

At last, after a combined seventy years of hard-won experience, journalists Charles Searby and Richard Allen grapple with man's most enduring enigma: what makes women tick? Eternal questions such as "What's her problem with my mates?" and "What is it about the telephone that's so absorbing?" are finally answered. This practical guide includes advice about dealing with crying and how to be a knight in shining armour while retaining one's dignity. In a controversial and inspired onslaught that will have the politically correct - and the media - up in arms, Searby and Allen set the record straight.