Dimensions
152 x 203 x 13mm
For every great thing about women, there are a dozen strange, confusing, or outright contradictory rules you're supposed to follow. At times, it seems like the path to relationship happiness is filled with countless hidden obstacles. But if you follow the 50 essential rules in HOW TO STAY OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE, you'll be home free. Infused with arch wit and priceless wisdom, designed by Partners & Spade, this wise-and at times Machiavellian-advice book is a must-have for any man in relationship.
Tips include:
- Develop an attention to detail that would put Scotland Yard to shame.
- There's only one acceptable reason to tell your wife to pass on dessert. Diabetes.
- Three important words to live by: "Always delete cache."
- Begging is far more effective than facts, logic, or rational thought.
- Never allow her to lure you into the "Famous People You'd Have Sex With" game.