Noah and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready to go all the way? It is no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing, including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noahs paired up with a girl who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that is not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he cannot tell if it is because his dad and secret half brother, Eric, have made off with his grans fake diamonds; because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia; or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noahs house in the midst of a knockdown, bareknuckled drag feud. Will Noah ever catch a break?
