Catherine, Called Birdy

"Dear Diary, 20th Day of March, 1291."

"Shaggy Beard wishes to take me to wife! What a monstrous joke. That dog assassin whose breath smells like the mouth of Hell, who makes wind like others make music, who is ugly and old!"

"Corpus bones, I must make a plan. Luckily I am experienced at outwitting suitors..."

Catherine's in trouble. Her father's trying to marry her off to disgusting old Shaggy Beard, and her mother's determined to turn her into the perfect medieval lady. will either of them succeed? Not if Catherine has anything to do with it!