Kelvin Hunt, the ear-biting, eye-gouging, in-your-face coach of the Australian rugby team, has been abducted by six masked men in a helicopter. Who could be behind such a brazen stunt? Diehard fans, furious that the Wallabies drew with the Canary Islands? Professional paramilitaries out for a huge cash ransom? Or the Kiwis and the Poms, disrupting Australia's plans for the next World Cup?
Ages: 9+
