Customers do say the dumbest things, and this hilarious book contains a whole host of crass, stupid and just plain odd requests and queries heard on the street. Featuring laugh out loud remarks from coffee shops and supermarkets to bars and bookshops, read safely in the knowledge that you would never make the same embarrassing errors (would you?), as The Customer's Always Wrong illustrates just how silly people can be. The perfect stocking filler for Christmas 2013. Customer: 'I'm looking for a particular book.' Clerk: 'What book are you looking for?' Customer: 'I don't know the title or the author's name.' Clerk: 'Is there anything at all you know about the book?' Customer: 'I know it has a blue cover.'
