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    The Matewix: Utterly Unauthorised, Utterly Exploitative, Utterly Silly

    By: Charles Hamilton-James

    $19.95
     
     
    ISBN
    9780007176908
    Date Released
    Binding
    Hardcover
     
    Dimensions
    120 x 160mm

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    An utterly unauthorised, utterly silly spoof of 'The Matrix' trilogy. 'The Matewix' is a hilarious adventure starring the ineffectual computer geek Newo.

    This book has all the action of the film, or more specifically it's a story of a nerd who couldn't get any action. Our hero has a rather bad speech impediment, which gets him into all sorts of twuble in a world that's not quite what it seems . . .

    "If you take the Red pill, Newo, there is no going back. You will leave the Matewix and enter a world more real to you than you can possibly imagine. But Newo; if you take the Blue pill you will sustain an erection for up to twelve years . . . You must decide Newo."

    Newo stared long and hard at the pills. Then reached out his hand, "I'll take them both," he said and eagerly gobbled them down whole.
    ISBN:
    9780007176908
    Publication Date:
    01 / 12 / 2003
    Dimensions:
    120 x 160mm

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