An utterly unauthorised, utterly silly spoof of 'The Matrix' trilogy. 'The Matewix' is a hilarious adventure starring the ineffectual computer geek Newo.
This book has all the action of the film, or more specifically it's a story of a nerd who couldn't get any action. Our hero has a rather bad speech impediment, which gets him into all sorts of twuble in a world that's not quite what it seems . . .
"If you take the Red pill, Newo, there is no going back. You will leave the Matewix and enter a world more real to you than you can possibly imagine. But Newo; if you take the Blue pill you will sustain an erection for up to twelve years . . . You must decide Newo."
Newo stared long and hard at the pills. Then reached out his hand, "I'll take them both," he said and eagerly gobbled them down whole.
- Publication Date:
- 01 / 12 / 2003
- 120 x 160mm