Dimensions
120 x 150 x 12mm
From the creators of the best-selling 'This Diary Will Change Your Life'.
'The Mother's Book' is a funny, fully-illustrated treasury of everything a mum needs to discharge her duties -- and much more. Features include:
- A chart to monitor how proud you are of your offspring (from 'very proud' to 'enormously proud')
- Favourite future grandchildren names and how to subliminally implant them.
- How to pick the perfect nanny (pretty = bad; plain Jane = good!)
- Tips for making kids love unpalatable vegetables
- How to guarantee your kids love you more than their Dad
- Deciphering teenage grunting: a dictionary.
