Dimensions
144 x 205 x 30mm
"It feels like only yesterday I was the youngest person in the room, I had my whole life in front of me. I had time to burn, I spent my whole dog snogging boys and backcombing my hair. I was a young thing, with a lovely body, life was fun, and I hadn't a care in the world. Now -- it feels like two minutes later -- I'm a little bid old. OK, I'm not in elasticated stockings or on Meals on Wheels whizzing down the stairs on my stairlift, but my life is more than half over. What all this means, is that I am grumpy. Obviously a book this size I wouldn't be able to share with you ALL of my grumps. But I've decided to write down some of the secret thoughts that beset a woman of a certain age. And guess what: they still fancy people, still have silly crushes on people at work, still -- shock horror -- have sex. You will discover that women of a certain age are just as provocative and turned on as women in their twenties. Probably more so. So get over it. Middle-aged women are sexy, funny, and infinitely lovable. They are also taking over the world."
