The choir from Our Lady of Perpetual Succour School for Girls is being bussed from the Port to the national singing finals in the big, big city. And it's an important day for the Sopranos: Orla, Kylah, (Ra)Chell, Manda and Fionnula (the Cooler) - pub crawling, shoplifting and body-piercing being the top priorities. Then it's time to lose that competition - lose, because a nuclear sub has just anchored back in the bay and, tonight, the Mantrap disco will be full of submariners on shore-leave. There is no time for delays...but after the fifth bottle of alco-pop up the back of the bus it's clear all is not going to go to plan, for anyone. The Sopranos are never going to be the same.
