'Right now boys are NOT part of my life plan. I've got more than enough to do as it is.'
'Yeah, like the planet to save,' Cordelia says dreamily.
'And my career to get off the ground, I've not even got my first demo disc yet!'
Sassy Wilde's had enough of pollution and plastic bags – she wants to make a difference. It's time to grab her guitar and start spreading some eco love . . .
But first she has to get around her mum and dad – officially the most embarrassing parentals In. The. World.
And it's not just endangered creatures keeping Sassy awake at night. Why, oh WHY did Magnus (the Magnificent) offer her a bite of his muffin in Biology?