The Average American Male: A Novel

The Average American Male: A Novel by Chad Kultgen
Date Released
135 x 210mm

Out Of Print

Other Titles by Chad Kultgen

An offensive, in-your-face, brutally honest and completely hilarious look at male inner life and sexual fantasy - sure to be one of the most controversial books of the year.

The accepted image of the Average American man as created by Oprah, Dr. Phil, networks sitcoms, and a slew of other mass media outlets is one of an oafish retard happy to swallow down gallons of his significant other's crap in the hopes of being allowed to have sex with her once a week, or at least watch some football.

The unnamed narrator of 'The Average Amercan Male" is in his late twenties, has an unimportant job, plays video games, and hangs out with his friends and girlfriend. But that's not all. He unabashedly reveals every thought that goes through his head, from his sexual fantasies involving his annoying girlfriend and other women he encounters, his masturbation sessions while watching porn, and his disgust with his annoying girlfriend and a majority of the people he comes across.

In the course of this hilariously honest book, our narrator suffers through a relationship with his fat-assed girlfriend until he finds the perfect girl. But when he moves into the new relationship, he slowly learns that all women are pretty much the same, that man's true desires will never be fulfilled, and the decision between living life alone or biting the marriage bullet must be made.
Publication Date:
04 / 06 / 2007
135 x 210mm

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