- your favourite author went mad and started running away from invisible crocodiles?
- you had to make regular roadtrips to Canberra with a chain-smoking mum and a bunch of dead numbats?
- you lived in a town where the local genius thought you could crossbreed snakes and bees for colourful and useful purposes?
- the girl you're in love with is really a guy and vice versa?
Seven hilarious and thought-provoking short stores from the pen of John Larkin.