The second book about the confessions of Georgia Nicolson.
What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up.... I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
It's been over a week, I wonder if it's my nose... I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.