Note from Lily B to potential readers . . .
Are you unsure whether my book is for you? Answer these simple questions:
- Do your parents embarrass you publicly at least once a week?
- Have you ever felt like you were born into the wrong family? Like, maybe there was some tragic hospital mix-up and you accidentally went home with the accountant instead of the glamorous movie stars who are your real parents?
- Do you yearn for drama, glamour and excitement?
- Have you ever had to wear a green dress that looks like a lacy lampshade? To a wedding? Where there were cool people?
If the answer to any of these questions is Yes!!! then you will love!!!!! my book.
These are my very own true experiences of drama!!!! glamour!!! and how I didn't let my terrifyingly normal parents ruin my life.
Author and aspiring cool person
* If the answer is No, try it anyway, it's not expensive. What have you got to lose?