Is your teacher out of control and making your life a misery? Help is at hand - armed with this trusty (and very funny) manual, you'll discover tactics to tame even the most terrifying teachers.
- Cunning disguises to help you infiltrate the forbidden zone (ie: the staffroom)
- How to tell if your teacher is a vampire and so avoid being bitten.
- Using chocolate to bribe your teacher.
So storm that staffroom and show them who's really boss at your school!