The Western Wildcats can't get enough players together to make a decent team - or even a full team. When they reluctantly take on Peta "Gazza" Gascoigne to make up the numbers, they quickly discover that she's the best player they've got. She's also got an attractive and only loosely attached mum. And Splinters is looking for a new partner for his dad. So it's not just the Wildcats' plans for the football season that are wrecked when Gazza and her mother suddenly disappear!
Mad games on the field and off for the worst soccer team in the universe.
