Meet Frank Stretch. Less Successful Than His Friends - and He Can Prove It.
Frank Stretch, underachiever, flop, relegation contender, is outclassed by his friends. How does he know? He has proof. He has a system. Everyone he knows or meets is given a life score - ten important areas of life are given a mark out of ten, e.g. money, love, sex, work, popularity, etc. His best friend, Tom, scores an impressive 75, his flatmate Henry 59. Even his oily and more-than-likely criminal boss Mort scores a hefty 68.
Frank weighs in with a paltry 29. And just when he doesn't think things can get any worse . . . they do.
A painfully funny, devastatingly acute and hugely entertaining novel about smoking, drinking and failing.