With One Lousy Free Packet Of Seeds

Osborne Lonsdale, a down-at-heel journalist mysteriously attractive to women, writes a regular celebrity interview for Come Into the Garden. This week his 'Me and My Shed' column will be based on the charming garden outhouse owned by TV sitcom star Angela Farmer. Unknown to Osborne, driving down to Devon to interview Angela in her country retreat, the sleepy magazine has been taken over by new management. So it happens that Osborne's research trip is interrupted by a trainload of anxious hacks from London - Lillian, the fluffy blonde secretary, Michelle, the sub-editor who has a secret crush on Osborne, and Trent Carmichael, crime novelist and bestselling author of S is for . . . Secateurs!